送给爱人虎年祝福语英文 第1篇
A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.
Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
Years later, he retires and turns the business over to his son._Dad, “says the son, there’s something I’ve got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?_
_Son”, the father replies, I painted the vase._
一个富有的主妇很是骄傲因为她收藏了一件非常有价值的古董花瓶，于是她决定把卧室粉刷成与花瓶同样的颜色。许多油漆匠都试图尽力与花瓶的颜色匹配，但是没有任何人能做得 让那古怪的`女人满意的。
一个油漆匠很自信他能做到，最终他成功了。那个主妇很满意，于是这个油漆匠也变得很出名。
多年以后，油漆匠要退休了，他把自己的生意交给儿子去经营。“爸爸”儿子问“我还有些事情想知道，你怎么能把墙粉刷得和花瓶的颜色那么相配?”“儿子”爸爸回答到“我只不过是把花瓶刷了。”
——英文小笑话带翻译 (菁选3篇)
送给爱人虎年祝福语英文 第2篇
给爱人的英文新年祝福语句子
（1）My heart is my New Year present to you.
我的心就是我奉献给你的新年礼物。
（2）You are the one for me this New Year and for many New Years to come.
在此新年和未来的每个新年里，你都是我唯一的'爱!
（3）I will be yours forever!
我永远属于你!
（4）Even though we are apart, you are in my heart this season.
千山万水，隔不断我在佳节对你的思念。
（5）I want you stuffed in my stocking.
我只要你塞在我的袜子里(圣诞习俗，礼物会塞到袜子里)。
（6）I want to be in your arms this New Year.
我要在你的怀抱里度过今年的春节。
（7）Let's never spend our New Year apart.
让我们永不独享新年。
（8）My arms are wide open for you this New Year.
我张开双臂，盼与你共度新春佳节。
（9）Here's a tender New Year kiss from you know who.
你的心上人献给你一个温柔的新年之吻。
（10）I'm only thinking of you this New Year.
在此佳节，唯有你在心中。
（11）On this season I have but one thing to say: I love you.
值此佳节，我只有一句话要告诉你：我爱你
（12）You're the best present I ever received.
你是我所收到的最好的礼物。
（13）I only want you for New year!
我只要你作为我的新年礼物!
（14）I give all my love to you this New year.
值此佳节，献上我对你所有的爱。
送给爱人虎年祝福语英文 第3篇
I'm Trying to Stop It
_Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?_ _No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it._ “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
送给爱人虎年祝福语英文 第4篇
给爱人的英文祝福语
though we are apart, you are in my heart this season.千山万水，隔不断我在佳节对你的思念。
’s a tender new year kiss from you know who.你的`心上人献给你一个温柔的新年之吻。
give all my love to you this new year.值此佳节，献上我对你所有的爱。
hope all of our new year are this bright!愿所有的春诞节都如此欢快明亮!
only want you for new year!我只要你作为我的新年礼物!
want to be in your arms this new year.我要在你的怀抱里度过今年的春节。
want you stuffed in my stocking.我只要你塞在我的袜子里。
will be yours forever!我永远属于你!
’m only thinking of you this new year.在此佳节，唯有你在心中。
’s never spend our new year apart.让我们永不独享新年。
arms are wide open for you this new year.我张开双臂，盼与你共度新春佳节。
heart is my new year present to you.我的心就是我奉献给你的新年礼物。
this season i have but one thing to say: i love you.值此佳节，我只有一句话要告诉你：我爱你!
送给爱人虎年祝福语英文 第5篇
Sharing the Apples 分苹果
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。
所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。
哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。
对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗?还着什么急呀?
送给爱人虎年祝福语英文 第6篇
New year's greetings and blessings are truly sincere, not just a thousand words. A heart song, wish you peace and good luck!
1、新年、新事、新开始、新起点、定有新的收获，祝朋友们事事如意，岁岁**，精神愉快，春节好。
New Year, new things, new beginning, new starting point, there will be new harvest, I wish all my friends all the best, peace of mind, happy Spring Festival.
2、让我把这一整季的祝福包装起来，呈献给你，愿你欢度这个佳节，并愉悦地迈入充满希望的一年!
Let me wrap up this season's greetings and present them to you. May you enjoy this holiday season and enter a promising year with joy!
3、新年里来你要精神放松，快乐在胸，就象盆儿里一棵葱，一切忧虑不在你心中，来年运程一通百通!
In the New Year, you should relax and be happy in your heart, just like a spring onion in a basin. All the worries are not in your heart. The whole journey is clear in the coming year.
4、友情是香喷喷的大米饭，热腾腾的涮火锅，火辣辣的二锅头。又馋了吧，春节喝一盅吧!
Friendship is delicious rice, hot steamed hot pot, spicy Erguotou. It's gluttonous. Let's have a drink during the Spring Festival.
5、人依旧，物依然，又是一年;想也好，忘也罢，本是平凡;今儿好，明更好，衷心祝愿新年快乐!
People are still, things are still, is another year; think or forget, it is ordinary; today is good, better, sincerely wish a happy New Year!
6、新的一年，新的开始;心的祝福，新的起点。
A new year, a new beginning, a blessing in heart, a new starting point.
7、忙忙碌碌一整年，只为等到这一天，虽然年底没红包，发发短信也过年。祝你新年快乐，万事如意!
Busy all year round, just waiting for this day, although there is no red envelope at the end of the year, texting is also celebrated. I wish you a happy new year and all the best.
8、春的梦想，夏的烘托，秋的陶冶，冬的考验;新生如约，焕发万象;快乐新年，渗透新福无限。
Spring's dream, summer's foil, autumn's edification, winter's test; new life as promised, glowing everything; Happy New Year, infiltrating new happiness infinite.
9、这一刻有我最深的思念。让云捎去满心的祝福，点缀你甜蜜的`梦。愿你拥有一个幸福快乐的新年!
This inscribed with my deepest thoughts. Let clouds take care of your sweet dreams. May you have a happy New Year!
10、新年将至，献上一份祝福。期盼：每一天，幸福之神都陪伴着你;每一刻，快乐之神都保佑着你。
A new year's greeting is coming. Hope: every day, the spirit of happiness will accompany you; every moment, the God of happiness will bless you.
11、又是一年春来到，祝福满天飘，飘到你、也飘到我，恭贺新禧!新春愉快!万事如意!心想事成!
It's spring again. I wish you all the best. Happy New Year! Everything goes well! May all your wishes come true!
12、盼了又盼终于等到春节的来临，希望每一个人都能在新的一年有辉煌的成就，出门遇贵人啊!
Looking forward to and looking forward to the arrival of the Spring Festival, I hope everyone can have brilliant achievements in the new year, go out to meet noble people ah!
13、新年要到了，趁着短信还没有爆发，你的手机还有空间，我的手机还没欠费，早早预祝你新年快乐!
New Year is coming, while the text message has not erupted, your mobile phone still has space, my mobile phone has not yet owed, early wish you a happy New Year!
14、值此新春佳节之际，特向您送上我诚挚的谢意和热情的问候!祝您及家人：**幸福，好运荣昌!
On the occasion of the new spring festival, I would like to extend my sincere thanks and warm greetings to you. Wishing you and your family peace and happiness and good luck in Rongchang!
15、送走了旧年，也送走一年的阴郁，迎来新春的时候，也迎来新的希望。
The old year has been sent away, and the gloomy year has passed away.
16、转眼之间，已走至寒冷的冬末，在这样凛冽的日子里，对你的思念更深更浓。祝你**快乐!
In a twinkling of an eye, has gone to the end of the cold winter, in such a bitter day, you miss deeper and deeper. I wish you peace and happiness.
17、祝福是份真心意，不是千言万语的表白。一首心曲，愿你岁岁**，事事如意!
Blessing is a real intention, not a thousand words. A heart song, wish you peace and good luck!
18、忙忙碌碌一整年，只为等到这一天，虽然年底没红包，发发消息也过年。祝你新年愉悦，万事如意!
Busy all year round, just waiting for this day, although there is no red envelope at the end of the year, sending messages to celebrate the new year. I wish you a happy new year and all the best.
19、春节好，祝阁下及夫人：两情鱼水春作伴，百年夫妻日常新，爱情无几何曲线，幸福似小数循环。
Happy Spring Festival, I wish your Excellency and wife: two love with each other, a hundred years of couples daily new, love without geometric curve, happiness like a decimal circle.
20、愿明亮喜庆的春节，象征与温暖你一年中的每个日日夜夜，祝你欢欢喜喜度春节，高高兴兴过新年!
May the bright and festive Spring Festival symbolize and warm every day and night of the year. Wish you a happy Spring Festival and a happy New Year!
21、让时间寄去我的思念，让风儿捎去我的牵挂，让远方的我为你祝福，希望你天天快乐，永远幸福!
Let the time send my missing, let the wind take my care, let the distance I wish you happy every day, always happy!
22、世界除了生命永恒岁月永恒外，还有我们年复一年的，不凋的，微笑。祝新春如意!
In addition to the eternal life of the eternal life of the world, as well as year after year, we do not wither, smile. I wish you a happy New Year!
23、新年、新事、新开始、新起点、定有新的收获，祝**事事如意，岁岁**，精神愉快，春节好!
New Year, new things, new beginning, new starting point, there will be new harvest, I wish the leadership all the best, peace of the year, happy spirit, good Spring Festival!
24、迎新年，万事如意**年，扬眉吐气顺心年，梦想成真发财年，事业辉煌成功年，祝君岁岁有好年!
Welcome to the New Year, all the best year of peace, cheerful year, dream come true year of prosperity, cause brilliant year of success, I wish you a happy New Year!
25、让新春的风吹进你的屋子，让新春的雪飞进你的屋子，让我新春的祝愿，飘进你的心坎。
Let the new year's wind blow into your house, let the new year's snow fly into your room, let my new year's wishes float into your heart.
26、敲响的是钟声，走过的是岁月，留下的是绞事，带来的是希望，愿朋友新年快乐。
It is the bell that rings, the years that pass by, the hanging that remains, the hope that brings, and I wish my friends a happy New Year.
27、送上我一份真诚的祝福，愿你在新的一年里，拥有更安康、更快乐的时光，祝你新年快乐!
Send me a sincere blessing, wish you a safer and happier time in the new year, wish you a happy New Year!
28、哥们儿，恭喜发财，大吉大利，祝你全家**，工作顺利!今年发财了吧，别忘了请客!
Dude, congratulations on your fortune, and wish your family peace and success. Get rich this year. Don't forget to treat!
29、新年到，红运当头照，祝愿你在新的一年里，工作顺利，大展红生活幸福，红红火火!新年快乐!
The New Year is coming, the red luck is in the forefront of the photo, I wish you in the new year, work smoothly, a red life of happiness, red fire! Happy New Year!
30、新春快乐!吉祥如意!幸福康健!新的一年，心平气和，顺顺利利，和和美美，团团圆圆!
Happy New Year! Good luck and happiness to you! Happy and healthy! In the new year, peace, harmony, harmony, beauty and beauty are all round and round.
送给爱人虎年祝福语英文 第7篇
A preacher is buying a parrot.
一个传教士在买鹦鹉。
_Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?_ asked the preacher.
“你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗?”传教士问。
_Oh absolutely. He's a religious parrot,_ the storekeeper assures him.
“噢，绝对不会。它是一只虔诚的鹦鹉。”店主向他保证。
_Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm._
“你看见它腿上的.那些细绳了吗?当你拉动右边这根，它会背诵天主经;当你拉动左边那根，它会背诵赞美诗。”
_Wonderful!_ says the preacher, _but what happens if you pull both strings?_
“太棒了!”传教士说，“但是如果我同时拉动两根绳子，会发生什么呢?”
_I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!_ screeched the parrot.
“我会从树干上掉下去，你这个笨蛋!”鹦鹉尖声说道。
——英文笑话段子带翻译 (菁选2篇)